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SELL UNIVERSALIS, if rubbed into the head will, in twenty-four hours,
entirely remove every vestige of the most luxuriant crop of hair.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS, swallowed for another twenty-four hours, will bring
nearly all of it on again.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS may be tried on the invalid Canary.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS may be relied on as a _thoroughly effective Furniture
Revivifier_.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS affords a refreshing beverage in the last stages of
Delirium Tremens.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS will in all probability give a lustre to the
fire-irons.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS might be counted on to ensure a superior boot polish.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS, failing everything else, may be confidently
administered in handsome doses to the baby.
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