--"Liberty but no
Licence!"
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OUR ADVERTISERS.--THEIR LATEST BOON.
SELL UNIVERSALIS is a startling, electrifying, flesh-forming,
paralysing, stupifying, and sparkling Intoxicant.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS may be taken freely in tons with perfect impunity
alike by the Elephant and the Infant.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS, administered instantly in a teaspoon, will sober a
drunken Crocodile or steady a tottering Policeman.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS is a wonderful food-supplier, one dose containing
the active principle of a ten-and-sixpenny Criterion Dinner.
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SELL UNIVERSALIS.--Professor SLOTTER, B.J.W.K.R.S., &c., Public
Analyst to the Midland Patents Puffing Association, writes:--"I have
made a careful analysis of several sealed bottles of this unique
preparation, and, as far as I can make out, I have no hesitation in
saying that its claim to contain in every single teaspoonful 'all the
active principle of two bottles of "'36" champagne, five pounds of
pork chops, a pint of train oil, a tinned lobster, a pot of bears'
grease, and 73 per cent.
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