DON'T YOU LIKE IT?"
"WELL--IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN, YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S SO
EFFEMINATE!"]
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DOGGEREL BY A "DISHER."
[On September 1 the Free Education Act came into force
throughout England and Wales.]
Remember, remember
The first of September
And Free Education's sly plot;
I know no reasons
Why cancelling fees on
The poor should not silence Rad rot!
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A NOTE AND QUERY.--At the enthronement of Dr. MACLAGAN as Archbishop
of York "the band of the First Royal Dragoons," says the _Daily
Graphic_, "played an appropriate march." That the band of the Royal
Dragoons should symbolically and cymballically represent the Church
Militant is right enough; but what is "a march appropriate" to an
Archbishop? One of BISHOP's glees would have been more suitable to
the occasion. Henceforth Dr. MACLAGAN can say, if he likes, "I'_m
Arch_-bishop of Canterbury!"
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"THE GREAT LOAN LAND."--Russia.
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THE GROUSE THAT JACK SHOT.
(_A SOLEMN TRAGEDY OF THE SHOOTING SEASON._)
This is the Grouse that _Jack_ shot.
This is the friend who expected the Grouse that _Jack_ shot.
This is the label addressed to the friend who expected the Grouse that
_Jack_ shot.
This is the Babel where lost was the label addressed to the friend,
&c.
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